• Katy Perry and her lesbian back-up plan: The “I Kissed a Girl” singer told the Daily Star that if things don’t work out with fiancé Russel Brand,  she’ll turn to women.

She told the Daily Star: “I have a soft spot for women… if any of my boyfriends ever fail me, I’ll turn to them!”

“Some women walk into the room, and they’re so beautiful and you’re like: ‘I wanna smell you,’ you know?

How did she kiss any girl with lines like ‘I wanna smell you’? I bet she can smell grotty Russel Brand without any trouble. Feck off Katy.

• Tila Tequila shows the face of Mourning…not: Since the death of her fiancé, Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila has come in for severe critisism for spending more time on Twitter telling the World how grief-stricken she is than genuinely grieving. TMZ illustrated the anti-Tila case beautifully today as they posted this picture of her grieving (again note that this photo was taken today…just a few days after her fiancé died!). Paralysed with grief indeed.

• Portugal Passes Same-Sex Marriage Bill: The Portugese parliament passed a same-sex marriage bill today. The proposed law now goes to conservative President Anibal Cavaco Silva who can ratify or veto it. However even if he uses his veto, it can still be overturned by Parliament. If the bill is approved Portugal will become the sixth European country to bring in same-sex marriage. Irish government take note – if the Roman Catholic Portugese can do it, surely we can!?