A Blow-Up Doll with Personality: The recently launched Roxxxy is not your average inflatable friend. The World’s first sex robot, she’s a five foot seven rubber romance aid with five personalities – Foxy Roxxxy, Wild Wendy, Frigid Farrah, Mature Martha and S & M Susan.  With her synthetic skin and artificial intelligence, she responds to touch, can chat about football and even snore – why she’s as good as a real gal…isn’t she? Well she can’t walk or move by herself and costs upwards of €3000…the ultimate companion! On the plus side, you can sling her over your shoulder on the way to meet the parents!

Lindsay Lohan Paparazzi Slayer: Never a dull moment in the life of Lohan. When she and her assistant were picked up in Hollywood on Sunday morning her car was reportedly swarmed by paparazzi and when driving away it clipped one, hurting his wrist. Of course this is now being reported as Lindsay mowing down the pap action movie style.

Tila Tequila Pregnant….Surely God could not allow it: Gossip columnists must think they’ve died and gone to heaven since someone kicked over the rock that was hiding Tila Tequila. In her latest bout of crazy Tequila has hinted she may be pregnant. Doubtful a diluted tequila is on the way but it raises the question – is there anything she wouldn’t say/do?

Parents Charged for Tattoing their Children: A couple from Georgia have been charged with cruelty to children and reckless conduct for tattooing their kids, aged 10 to 17, using a needle made from guitar string. Parenting at its best. Apparently the kids wanted to be more like their parents and get cross designs on the hands or ‘Mom and Dad’ tattoos…aw…touching.