Vulva Portrait Pendants

Vulva Portrait Pendants

Lucky me…my birthday is coming up just as ‘Vulva Portrait Pendants’ become available. Somebody’s been a good girl this year!

VulvaLoveLovely’s online store is certainly worth a visit. The shop owner puts forward this wise mantra:

“Love your Vagina, Love the Vaginas you meet, Foster understanding and appreciation of Vagina, Be happy with your Vagina”.

Amen sista!

So in order to celebrate your beauty why not buy a Vulva Portrait Pendant – an original hand sculpted replica of your vajayjay? Why not indeed!?

If you’re sitting at your computer with your credit card out (hopefully it’s only your card that’s out) how you go about getting your own pussy pendant then here’s how you do it:

  1. Send payment
  2. Pick whether you want an antique copper or gunmetal chain
  3. Send 2/3 photos of your holey one to a stranger
  4. If you’re uncomfortable sending a picture then never fear you can send a written description to the ‘sculptor’ – you need to outline:
  • The shape and colour of your inner and outer labia
  • How much or how little your inner labia extend from your outer labia
  • How well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?

Classy or what!?

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