Lindsay Lohan Paparazzi Slayer: Never a dull moment in the life of Lohan. When she and her assistant were picked up in Hollywood on Sunday morning her car was reportedly swarmed by paparazzi and when driving away it clipped one, hurting his wrist. Of course this is now being reported as Lindsay mowing down the pap action movie style.

Tila Tequila Pregnant….Surely God could not allow it: Gossip columnists must think they’ve died and gone to heaven since someone kicked over the rock that was hiding Tila Tequila. In her latest bout of crazy Tequila has hinted she may be pregnant. Doubtful a diluted tequila is on the way but it raises the question – is there anything she wouldn’t say/do?

Parents Charged for Tattoing their Children: A couple from Georgia have been charged with cruelty to children and reckless conduct for tattooing their kids, aged 10 to 17, using a needle made from guitar string. Parenting at its best. Apparently the kids wanted to be more like their parents and get cross designs on the hands or ‘Mom and Dad’ tattoos…aw…touching.

Katy Perry and her lesbian back-up plan: The “I Kissed a Girl” singer told the Daily Star that if things don’t work out with fiancé Russel Brand,  she’ll turn to women.

She told the Daily Star: “I have a soft spot for women… if any of my boyfriends ever fail me, I’ll turn to them!”

“Some women walk into the room, and they’re so beautiful and you’re like: ‘I wanna smell you,’ you know?

How did she kiss any girl with lines like ‘I wanna smell you’? I bet she can smell grotty Russel Brand without any trouble. Feck off Katy.

• Tila Tequila shows the face of Mourning…not: Since the death of her fiancé, Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila has come in for severe critisism for spending more time on Twitter telling the World how grief-stricken she is than genuinely grieving. TMZ illustrated the anti-Tila case beautifully today as they posted this picture of her grieving (again note that this photo was taken today…just a few days after her fiancé died!). Paralysed with grief indeed.

• Portugal Passes Same-Sex Marriage Bill: The Portugese parliament passed a same-sex marriage bill today. The proposed law now goes to conservative President Anibal Cavaco Silva who can ratify or veto it. However even if he uses his veto, it can still be overturned by Parliament. If the bill is approved Portugal will become the sixth European country to bring in same-sex marriage. Irish government take note – if the Roman Catholic Portugese can do it, surely we can!?

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Her body was found on Monday at her LA home. The cause of death has not yet been revealed but foul play is not suspected. Reports suggest Johnson may have passed away some days ago.

In a statement released to the press, the Johnson family says it “is mourning its tragic loss, and asks for privacy during this very difficult time.”

Johnson had one daughter, Ava, whom she adopted from Kazakhstan in 2007.

Tequila has confirmed the reports via Twitter. She tweeted: “Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family.”

Strangely she has continued to tweet and talk to reporters from TMZ and others. Personally if my fiancé had just died I’d probably wouldn’t be able to write my own name let alone tweet, but then I’m not Tila Tequila (thank God).

Perez Hilton, never one to shy away from a cat fight, has trotted in on his high horse to condemn Tequila for how she’s handling things, suggesting she’s simply seeking attention as opposes to genuinely mourning. He’s tweeted:

@OfficialTila There is more to life than getting publicity and clawing your way from the F list to the D list of fame! DEATH is real shit!

@officialtila You’re disgusting! Shame on you!

Ok everyone handles death differently but tweeting about it?!?

What is even stranger is that Tila had been fighting with Casey and hadn’t seen her or been able to make contact for a few days (TMZ). Tila had initially been under the impression that Casey was in a coma and not actually dead. What did she do? She tweeted: “I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!”

Bizarre.

To add to the craziness, whilst she was out of contact with Casey (remember this was over New Years) she posted pictures of her ‘new gun’  and said: “Check out my Sig Saur P229 .40 Caliber! Looks Dashing W my 7carat Canary Diamond! Both REAL! POW!”

I mean that’s all Tila Tequila needs…a gun!