The first one is always the toughest. Your first job interview and the onslaught of a cold sweat which glues your only business shirt to your back. Your first kiss. The first time you kiss someone who you shouldn’t have. It just so happens that I killed two birds with one stone on those last two by making my first kiss a 4ft 8inch fifteen year old chav sporting a shaggy bob hair do named ‘Adrian’. Not my finest hour.

Anyway, the first post on a new site is the same. For that reason I’ll keep this short and sweet and get straight down to action.